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the greatest entertainer to ever step foot inside a wrestling ring
Mick Foley, not JBL, is a wrestling god!
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A now retired wrestler that reinvented the term "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"
This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.
The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing
Remember when Mick Foley got thrown off the cell in 1998? How is that guy still even alive!?
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Character played by Chris Farley frequently appearing on Saturday Night Live until Farley's death in 1997. Matt Foley, motivational speaker, yelled, demeaned, and gave a clearly negative message in each of his 8 rants on SNL. Foley's trademark was screaming in the middle of his speech, warning that the current situation would result in being "...thrice divorced and living in a van down by the river!"
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One of the greatest high school distance runners of the 21st century whose shocking good looks and amazing legs have been impressing women since 1989. Often referred to as "the man". Synonymous with perfection.
Matt Foley is the best SNL skit ever created.
Matt Foley is a god.
We have reached a level near that of Matt Foley I thought previously unattainable.
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Disgraced former member of the House of Representatives with odd reading habits.
Mark Foley never uses a bookmark; he likes to bend the pages over.
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The act of putting a dirty tube sock over your penis and face fucking a girl. Once you orgasm, you leave the sock in her mouth and walk away, but not before saying, "Have a nice day"
Did you hear Paul gave Sarah The Mick Foley last night? That shit was dope!
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Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.
Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!
Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!
disgraced US senator who has been forced into resignation after it was revealed that he sent dirty IM's to a 17-year-old boy.
The amazing thing is that Mark Foley had been appointed the chairman of the missng and exploited children's caucus.
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