Your

Used by morons who can't simply understand the difference between your and you're

Whatever dude, your dumb.

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Your

your mom

also sorry if the example below is cringe my humor is very broken

John: Lol I love you're cock jokes!!
Person B: **your
John: ugh, what are you, a grammar police with no life?
Person B: Your mom
John: Very immatur-
Person B: in deez nuts

Your

Contraction for “you are”

“Your stoopid”
“No u”

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your

1. A possessive adjective used to determine that something belongs to a noun, in this case, you.

2. Synonymous with "you're", "your" short for "you're", which is also short for "you are"

3. Used inter

Due to the advances in 21st century technology, the English language, industrial revolution, and its consequences to society, the definition of the word "your" has been tweaked to match a very similar word, "you're", which people who do not use English as first language, and ret*rds in the internet use interchangeably despite autocorrect and apps like grammarly are available.

"Can I borrow your pen?"
"No. Your ugly, I have a boyfriend"
"Understandable, have a nice day. B*tch"

"Babe, what is on your mind rn?"
"I purposefully spread misinformation over the internet"

Your

"Your" - meaning it belongs to you, or someone else.

--It also is used by millions of idiots around the internet replacing "You're."

Example 1: Your zipper is unzipped.

Example 2: L0L Your So St00p1id I w1ll PWN U AND FcK Ur MOM!
Your stupid bro.
LMAO IM BETTER THAN U YOUR A FAG!!!11!!1

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Your

Dream date????

I will probably have to add this question to my list of questions lol… it is only a couple of pages btw… just kidding:) I should have a list, but I don’t.
Besides the question above, the only other one I really want to know is how did you get us here? I know somewhat how it happened, but I don’t… that makes complete sense, right:)
I am incredibly thankful you got us here!!!!

And then you were so patient with me… either not figuring things out or doubting things!

You totally earned a lifetime of getting out of the doghouse!

Once your heart and mine can dance ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I will be complete!!!

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Is this yours?

A question designed to direct the attention of an unsuspecting and unwilling housemate or friend to your groin with penis exposed.

Person 1: Hey Godfrey, is this yours?
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake man, stop doing that!

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