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Freudian Cocktail Slip

When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.

Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.

by saskers April 05, 2025


Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

by tubby custard machine January 09, 2022


Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.

sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.

by ^^!$#@ April 03, 2021


Freudian Slip

An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR

Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.

by ConW August 25, 2023