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Before I left for Suzie's house I had to drop the dumplings in the fryer.
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The only type of fast food cooking equipment that actively attracts rats to jump into it.
Rat 1: Hey look, a KFC deep fryer!
Rat 2: Aw fuck yeah, let's jump in!
Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.
Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.
“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”
“it’s the air fryer effect.”
A place where magical and intimate thing happen
Guy1: "it started as friendship but we ended up going to the McDonald's deep fryer in no time"
Guy2: *visibly salivating*
Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.
John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair