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nothing anyone who reads this site will ever hear
get off the damn computer, and go chase some "fuck me" girls!
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This means someone wants to have sex with you but having sex hard. You put that Cock into that Pussy and it will feel good and no I don’t watch porn or masturbate
Fuck me in the ass please I want that juicy one
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1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity.
2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.
1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me."
2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.
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Adjective. Describes an article of clothing usually worn by women to invite attention.
Ginny said to Hermione: "Wear these fuck-me boots. Harry will be all over you."
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What I say when I hurt my balls by moving
*pinches balls on accident* Fuck Me!
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If someone says 'Fuck me' it means they want you (if man) to put your penis in her vagina and thrust.. Aka sex.
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