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Docter please help, I have genital fungi...
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A baseball player from the years 1923-1987.
Fungis threw 24 perfect games, 56 no hitters and batted a .389 avg. He also hit 897 Home runs and has 34,004 rbis.
Steve- Do you know Fungis legs?
BILL- Of course good ole' Fungis Legs Williams one of the greatest gros to play the great game of baseball!
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Noun; meaning a person who is racist, homophobic, or otherwise depriving themselves of an open mind due to their lack of acceptance of a difference in belief or lifestyle. Slang. Can use acronym RTF as well.
"I believe that gays have no right to be in love."
"You know what you are? You're Raging Twat Fungi. Your thoughts are infectious and smelly."
Also:
"11:45:39 PM K*****: Whatever. I get angry at homophobes, racists, and any other Raging Twat Fungi." - Actual excerpt from conversation.
*Name removed for privacy
Scientists strongly believe Ass Fungi (assius mostfungist) originated from Manda moo of Tuncurry.
A highly contagious fungi, originating on the buttocks, it reproduces asexually, using air-born spores, which when air-borne can contaminate others who come in contact with a carrier. When the spores germinate, they expand and consume whatever food source is on hand, be it living or dead.
What is most disturbing is if a female living carrier reproduces, it infects the new born child making an almost unstoppable highly contagious super being, known as an ass baby. (refer to Ass Baby)
A cure for Ass Fungi is yet to be found.
Josh told me to stay away from Kerrie because she has serious ass fungi.
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A type of slippery, slick, white, and salty liquid that comes from both man and women and everything in between.
A fungi (fugus for the plural) is a floating mushroom. There are different fungus. Anemo, Hydro, Geo, Electro, Cryo and Dendro fungus. Each of them have an evolution that is ugly. Fun fact: they are soooooo cute when they are babies. Go check on internet "Fungus Genshin Impact".
PS: Don't say i am addictied to Genshin.
PPS by Cacauettedu06: You are. little dummy
Person 1: "These fungus children are sooooooo lame."
Me for an absolute reason: "HOW DARE YOU! THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS HERE AND I'LL KILL YOU TO MAKE THEM A SACRIFICE."
*fungi*
One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.
Person 1: Who do you like ?
Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual
Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!