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avant garde

the French word for "bullshit"

Person 1: "Post-modernism is so avant garde."

Person 2: "I know. It's quite awful, isn't it?"

by haaaaaze September 15, 2009

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avant garde

something boring that has intentionally been made annoyingly visually unsatisfying, unmusical, or otherwise obtuse in order to convince the listener, viewer, or reader that its creators are interesting and intelligent.

That noise band with the circuit bent greeting cards was totally avant garde.

by alphaminus May 15, 2014

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Avant Garde

Someone who thinks they are "too cool for school". They think they have the flyest kicks, and gear bruh. Usually can be seen wearing skinny jeans, and a cardigan, with matching nike sb's. they think they are ahead of their time, even though all the other db's are wearing the same thing.

Generally these are the people you think are faggots.

They are trying to be trend setters, for trends already set,homo.

HAHAH bruh, check out that faggot over there, he thinks he is avant garde.

by M-arsh May 4, 2009

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Race Gard

I came up with this term to show the act of protecting one's own race against attack from other races. Particularly protecting the White Race. It is a play on the minorities practice of deploying the โ€œrace cardโ€ every time something doesn't go the way they wanted it to go. This term could also be used as the name of a White Super Hero.

The White Firefighters in New Haven, who were denied promotion because of their skin color, put in an urgent call for Race Gard. Like the mighty warrior he is, Race Gard swooped in to save the day, sending Al and his followers back into the holes they crawled out of.
reverse discrimination al sharpton superhero naacp black panthers affirmative action

by RaceGard June 6, 2009

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mouth gard

the thing that saves your teeth form gettin punched out

good thing she had her mouth gard in or she would have lost all her teeth

by hottstuff123245 August 2, 2011

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avant garde

The look of a coffee chick.

"You have that airy, petite, avant garde look."

by thekiddnapping February 16, 2010

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Hard Gard

Wiccan version of religious fundamentalists, and probably worst type of Wiccans you can encounter. They usually think only via initiation you can become a Wiccan, because Mother-of-all and Father-of-all are so weak that they will obey them all the time and will only talk to initiated ones.

They will insist on Wicca ''staying British'' even though originally it contained material from Hermetic Order of Golden Dawn which contained many things from eastern religions, Egyptians, Hebrews and it's largely based on Gospel of Aradia, which is Italian. They will also act like Gardnerian/Alexandrian Wicca is the only legit type of occultism (even though they have very little to zero occult knowledge) and try to bash every other believer that has been not ''initiated''.

''I am a third degree Hard Gard you losers! I am so witchy but cannot even lift a curse!''
''Maybe degrees are more aligned with arrogance rather than knowledge?''

by owlowlowl December 22, 2015

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