Dumb Bitch Syndrome, an epidemic that is currently plaguing America's female population.
That girl has DBS, she should die.
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DBS stands for DUMB BITCH SYNDROME
Marcy is so stupid they probably have DBS.
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Designated Baby Sitter-
1. When you feel compelled you have to be the one person sober when with your friends to keep your friends alive.
2.When your friend becomes shitfaced you have no choice but to take care of him if not he will not survive.
3.When you bring a crazy friend with you to an event you have to keep constant tabs on him or shit will go down.
4. Also a form of being DD but to the utmost extreme where you have to baby sit them.
1."Lets go drink?"
Reply : "Okay as long as i don't have to be DBS tonight."
2."God do i really have to be John's DBS tonight?"
3."nose go's not being DBS tonight"
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βIβm hungryβ βI got you a sandwich earlierβ βI threw it away because I wasnβt hungry thenβ. That is an example of DBS a bitch being dumb as a rock.
Dislocated Booty Syndrome. When a girl can shake each butt cheek simultaneously.
"That girl can shake her ass. She must have DBS."
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DESCENDING BALL SYNDROME
Symptoms:
1)veiny scrotum aka southern wind sock
2)Any extra skin can be used to turn in to mangina, rainjacket aka hoody
3)Can be used for a flotation device
4)DROOPY BALLS
Aaron was offroading in the 03 jeep...rolling on 35...and hit a bump and it launched him out of his seat. And when he landed because he was suffering from DBS he sat on his NUT SAC!!!
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