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Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"
(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.
Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*
1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!
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gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.
X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.
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Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!
Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!
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"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"
After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.
Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"
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Where nature is located at home.
I found a frog outside in the garden.
The Garden of Eden; a safehouse; a place where no one can die or be harmed.
Person 1: Man, I need a safehouse.
Person 2: No such thing, unless you live in the Garden.
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