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An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.
This garfield book is funny shit
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To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.
This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.
You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
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A bitch that ate all the lasagna
"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*
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When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.
“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”
a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.
Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n
A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.
Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)
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