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It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.
I heard Tom pulled an Art Garfunkel last night.
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This is an obscure one.
Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.
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When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “
I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.
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The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.
1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel
A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.
The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”