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a guy that is known to have repeated sexual with women that commonly exceed his own personal weight. The girls, frequently mistaken for gorillas, geoff's victims can be found near all food sources.
guy1:Dude, did you just see how fat that bitch was?
guy2:holy shit, only geoff would hit that!
guy1:yea, prolly.
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Another word for "this guy". Usually looks like a bear and has a beard that can be used for a cat scratch post. Hair like Flock of Seagulls in the morning. DAYUUUUMMMM
Wow, you look like a sex zombie/bear. On second throught, you look just like a geoff.
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To cock-block someone even when you have no chance of hitting that yourself.
Also a noun: "geoff," someone who geoffs someone else.
I was just about to go upstairs with the supermodel when he swept in and geoffed me.
He is such a geoff; I was going to tap that and then he cock-blocked me.
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A nerdy kid who wants to be a gangster rapper.
1: Oh no, it's Geoff.
2: HAHA! It's that nerd that wanted to be gangster!
1: oh yeah. Haha!
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when you are referring to someone named geoffrey or jeffrey or jeffery in a negative tone of voice
Who's going to dinner?
Geoff.
Ugh.
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v. (geoffs, geoffing, geoffed)
To destroy, make foul, create disgust, annoy, to walk disorderly while putting much emphasis on pounding heels, wash poorly
Antonyms: saunter, exercise, deflation
Who just geoffed the bathroom!?
Wow! It looks like that guy just got done eating a powdered donut... talk about geoffing it today!
If he geoffs one more of my mom's kitchen floor tiles, the pink sock might just be his demise...
I sure wish they would quit geoffing by just to geoff; everything is still geoffed from last time!!
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1: botch: make a mess of, destroy or ruin
2: heat up: make more intense;
3: A prison guard
4: An old broken-down horse
5: A stingy or crafty bargainer
"Wow Loryn, way to Geoff that Up!"
"I Geoff'ed the dinner and we had to eat out"
"the pianist Geoff'ed up the difficult passage in the second movement"
"Emotions were Geoff'ed up"
"you're so Geoffing lame"
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