Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
βI peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angleβ
βI looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing meβ
Facebook and cyber stalking people to gain inside information to use against them.
Dude, I was totally geoffing on my ex-girlfriend last night. She is seeing a new guy now, and from her pictures she is getting around.
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Some guy with an Urban Dictionary mug.
I wonder what handsome comedic genius got that mug for Geof
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The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.
I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!
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GeoFS is a 12 year old online browser game that surprisingly can run on the worst PCs ever invented in the history of mankind. The game tries to pathetically teach you how to fly a plane even though the physics in the game are really unrealistic and terrible. Everything about the game is terrible including the community which includes a bunch of little kids who pretend that they are in the military and pretend to shoot down other planes even though you can't in the game because it's way too unrealistic. These kids call themselves "GeoFS Tubers" and post crappy videos of themselves playing this game on YouTube. GeoFS' navigational data is literally stolen by the developer from Google Earth before he got sued and Google ended his license. The planes in the game themselves are stolen 3d models which the indie developer randomly buys from sketchfab.com or 3d warehouse. Even though it's a free game the creator tries to make money by asking the players for 10 bucks to get a higher resolution of the game which is really just Bing Maps. A bunch of streamers have made notable fame using this game by filming themselves flying for hours and getting other people to fly alongside them to get featured on YouTube, Twitch, Facebook live, or possibly even Only Fans.
Friend 1: I just started playing GeoFS and I wanna become a pilot now!
Friend 2: Get off that terrible game immediately if you actually want to know how to fly.
Make a mistake that can not be rectified. Produce scrap. Traditionally used in Mechanical Engineering workshops around Keighley.
Its Geoffed, I've Geoffed It
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A verb to the Bass singer from Voiceplay called Geoff Castellucci.
1: Means to blunder or fail, or to mess up in the most awesome way possible.
2: to do something Geoff would do or otherwise deny that he did it.
βI did not Geoff that take! Yβall are geoffed up!β
βI'm sorry, I totally geoffed that!β
βDont geoff it!β