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Something that you will never have.
"Imagine being stupid like Bobby"
"Yeah, I heard he doesn't even have a girlfriend"
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What you dont have if you're reading this.
Are you still reading this ?!
Go find a girlfriend.
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Not you mother, sister, female cousin or female friend. A female that once you’ve officially established is your exclusive partner (i.e., intimate, peer, best friend), you want to kiss without her asking you. More importantly, when she asks for a kiss you give it up without question. And, even more notably, you are able to kiss without the expectation that you will get laid.
In conclusion, a girlfriend is a female that (particularly in the initial stages of the relationship) you want to make feel special and wanted (not rejected/unwanted) by showing her affection through the simple act of a passionate kiss.
Female: Baby, give me a kiss before you go.
Male: Leans over and kisses the girlfriend passionately then leaves (all without going for grabs or wanting to get lucky).
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A girlfriend is a woman who makes life amazing for the man that she is in a relationship with.
She is a female friend with whom a man has a romantic and sexual relationship. The male counterpart of a girlfriend is a boyfriend. A great girlfriend will support you throughout your life, and you should support her as well.
Girlfriends and Boyfriends loving and having sex with each other is essential to reproduction.
A girlfriend may eventually become a wife of a man who will become her husband.
Man 1: After a long day of work, my girlfriend makes my life easy and my dick hard.
Man 2: ...I wish I had one...
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Something brown boys cannot have at all. These dudes will try their hardest to reel in a chick but the only thing that they are reeling in is an excuse to get in their feels and act depressed once they get curved because these pussy ass brown boys ain't built for it and are mentally weak as FUCK! The problem is that these brown boys do not recognize the fact they're getting played every single time and keep trying to cuff a hoe because they always think the next one is different. I think they keep trying to get a girlfriend because they're afraid of arranged marriage but I don't really know.
Henry, the avetard, does not have a girlfriend despite repeated attempts to get one. He keeps trying to get one but he has zero game and keeps getting curved by all these bitches that are clearly out of his league. Yikes...
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there a race so powerful they could kill you without dying or make you feel bliss.
they come in different forms
1.money grabber
takes cash out of your heart and doesnt care as much for feelings.
2.why am i with her
the ugly, bad tempered, careless, all time drawback.
3.just looks
stuning as miss world but inside as ugly as the beast himself.
4.miss perfect
caring, kind, prety, loving, doesnt ask for much.
my girlfriend is everything i have ever wanted in a form.
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A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.
Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.
A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."
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