Shark

A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size.

Jimmy: "I'm not swimming in there, there's a shark"
Bobby: "Imagine being scared of sharks" *pushes Jimmy in the water*
Jimmy: *Gets mauled be shark*
Also Jimmy: "HELP! STOP, YOU DUMB SHARK!"
Shark: *mauls harder*
Jimmy: *dies of death*

Idiot

You.

"Look at that idiot reading this sentence."

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Imagination

The thing that lets you think about whatever you want.

In your case, there is no imagination.

"I can't think of anything to draw"
"Bro, just use your imagination"

Girlfriend

Something that you will never have.

"Imagine being stupid like Bobby"
"Yeah, I heard he doesn't even have a girlfriend"

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Crabbing

Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."

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