Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.

I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.

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glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

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glad bags

Slang for breast implants.

I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.

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Glad Rag

A reusable fabric pad used for menstruation. Most often homemade,as an alternative to wasteful, enviromentally harmful disposable products. Glad Rags have also been commodified, fittingly, under the brand name "glad rags".

That dirty hippy threw her glad rags in with my laundry and now I don't have any more white shirts.

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gladding

This is a medieval English surname which translates to 'sex warrior''. A gladiator in the sex Olympics.

"Last night, I spent the night with a Gladding. I'm still weak from dropping so many Os"

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Glad Rag

A happy little bit of reusable fabricused for cleaning up ejaculant after masturbation.

Andrew never wasted precious cashon tissues after he got a glad rag.

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i'm glad

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.

"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."

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