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Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist
A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.
Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!
When someone or something is absolutely fucking useless/does nothing and dies.
Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.
Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!
Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:
Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’
Or
Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.
"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."
"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."