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Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024


Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021


Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out

You ever tried glonking?

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024


Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out

He was glonking last night.

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024


Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table September 1, 2024


Glink Glonk Skadizzle

The act of going in a clothing store, taking clothes off the rack and wearing as many layers as possible, then walking out without paying.

Me :"Bro i just hit a 60 Glink Glonk Skadizzle last night. Peek the fit pic i got in the mirror before I bolted."
Friend: "Holy shit dude how did you wear that many clothes at once? You must be the Glink Glonk God."

by J-Money.Vegas July 6, 2024


Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.

"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."

by J-Money.Vegas July 6, 2024