gluck gluck requiem

the gluck gluck requiem is when a lady gets a vacuum surgically implanted in the throat and turns it to full power, she then blows her man and tries to pronounce the alphabet, giving different feels to the original gluck gluck with more power and more efficency

'Yo bro you didn't come to work today you good?'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'

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glucking

The act of being gluck.

when I hung out with Sarah, she was glucking.

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gluck

like sucking only super powerful

Ben Afflack super glucked in Pearl Harbor.
She didn't just suck it son she glucked it.

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Gluck-Gluck 3000

The Gluck-Gluck 3000 is a more powerful way of sloppy toppy

Random dude: did you get the Gluck-Gluck 3000?
Another dude: yeah my sister gave it but I got AIDS

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gluck

Someone who think they know everything

You are such a gluck!

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Ghoulish Gluck Gluck

Intense oral sex from a ghost or any other phantom-like deceased creature.

Fred: I got some good ghoulish gluck gluck at that haunted house last night.

Ted: What??

Fred: Yeah that poltergeist sucked me off real good.

Ted: Bro, are you high?

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Gluck Gluck 10,000™

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

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