Gluck-Gluck 3000

The Gluck-Gluck 3000 is a more powerful way of sloppy toppy

Random dude: did you get the Gluck-Gluck 3000?
Another dude: yeah my sister gave it but I got AIDS

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gluck

Someone who think they know everything

You are such a gluck!

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Ghoulish Gluck Gluck

Intense oral sex from a ghost or any other phantom-like deceased creature.

Fred: I got some good ghoulish gluck gluck at that haunted house last night.

Ted: What??

Fred: Yeah that poltergeist sucked me off real good.

Ted: Bro, are you high?

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Gluck

Pronounced (gl-OO-K)

Noun: German composer who performed over 100 operas.

To cause disdain, hatred and love amongst anyone you say the word to. Ex. I'm so angry with your right now, you damn Gluck.

Also, the spirit that enters your body after doing a shot of Jameson. Ex. What the gluck came over me, gimme another one of those.

A semi poo. Occurring when you sit on the toilet for a long period of time, and you think you put in work. Only to turn around and see one small pebble of kibble poop in the toilet.

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Gluck

One who is decidedly bad at sliding across desks with surface areas too small for such an accomplishment.

Joe pulled a Gluck the other day

Yeah, what a n00b

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Gluck Gluck 10,000™

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

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gluck

The act of being tickled underneath the chin area.

Hannah glucked Stephanie and Amanda in the driveway with her hand.

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