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Similar to catfishing, where a fake person is created to lure people in, goldfishing is when someone fakes being wealthy in order to find romantic partners.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger.
Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
Kevin's really in deep- he started goldfishing this sorority girl but now he's having to juggle buying expensive gifts and coupon-cutting at the grocery store.
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A vagina with a yeast infection
That bitch been eating Goldfish
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An awesome little snack that will never taste bad! Orange/ yellow and it smiles back at you!
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n. someone with a terrible memory, unlike an elephant; v. to forget everything
I'm goldfishing when I last fed my fish.
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A gen-z boy who acts like a little bitch (or pussy). One who is dramatic and emotionally weak, has a lack of decorum, and possesses zero semblance of testicular fortitude.
“Did you hear about Josh crying to his girlfriend about his mom taking his video game away?”
“Wow. She should dump him. He’s such a goldfish.”
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In a fish tank, fish will eat nearly anything. So if you have 30 fish, the fish will start eating any fish that looks sick or different. This will continue until you end up with one very large fish, usually the goldfish. Much like when a message board gets run over with a few friends who want to monopolize it. They will ceaselessly troll until anyone they aren't friends with leave. Then they'll move on to another site and do the same until it too ends up with one or two users.
That messageboard used to be a good place to post until those goldfish came and destroyed it.
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Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.
Dont tell me about Jerry and Kate doing it!! They fucking Goldfish!
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