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DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter
Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober"
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a very attractive baseball player at whitman highschool who is the hottest sophomore vietnemese kid.the only bad thing about him is he is very shy
Lau: holy shit theeres goober...hottest guy in our grade
Steph: AMEN to that!!
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Goober refers to drool, spit-up, boogers and other various forms of child slobber, particularly when those substances have come in contact with another person, such as a parent or sibling.
Big Sister: "Baby Sarah just goober'd on me!"
Parent: "Let me wipe off that goober"
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Parent talking to kid:
"Little Billy, stop playing with your goober or it'll fall off"
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Brought by slaves to what is now the Southeastern United States, the word goober is derived from the Bantu word for peanut. In slang usage, goober derives from Goober Pyle, a character on the 1960s American TV sitcom, The Andy Griffith Show. Originally, the word referred to a dullard who hails from rural America. In everyday contemporary usage, the word is often applied to any stupid, inept or foolish person.
N. My older brother is a total goober.
Adj. If Bill Clinton shaved 100 points off his IQ he might have been America's first goober president.
Adv. Oh, Tom is just being his usual gooberly self.
V. Trans. Quit goobering the remote
v. Int. No goobering allowed.
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Derrogatory term used by US soldiers for any local citizen or Insurgent, in both Afghanistan and Iraq, particularly after the military leadership decreed that using the term "Hadji" was a punishable offense.
"Well guys, it looks like we can shoot 'em with rifles or missiles, but should you go so far as to call one a Hadji your ass is grass. I recommend that you call them 'Goober' instead; it seems less offensive to the untrained ear..."
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