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gravel

(verb) to beg, borrow or steal something.

He graveled my smokes.

by shockie May 14, 2009

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Mike Gravel

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!

Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 27, 2007

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Gravel dick

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.

Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.

by Semen Tower July 29, 2010

1123๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christmas Gravel

a term for hash in rock form, due to its resemblance to gravel in a driveway or playground and its pine tree tinged scent when smoked

Dude, I just picked up some of the finest Christmas gravel.

by paulen January 21, 2009


gravel dragger

A women whose vagina has had so many sexual interactions that it appears that she has sat on a gravel road and proceeded to scoot along it with her vagina as the point of contact.

The girl i hooked up with last night was such a gravel dragger that her excess vaginal skin was able to encase my testes.

by William Taige November 13, 2006

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Mike Gravel

The man who could bring the United States to the prestige that our forefathers envisioned, if only he could garner votes. The most courageous & honest man in politics. He opposed the war in Iraq to begin with, and has an exit strategy to have troops back home in 4 months - 120 DAYS!

He wrote a book entitled "CITIZEN POWER". READ IT!

Vote Mike Gravel '08.

by VoteGravel February 8, 2008

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Agitate the Gravel

To agitate the gravel means to leave, usually in a hurry.

Eric likes to agitate the gravel when he gets pissed off.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

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