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People who believe health care reform will include assisted suicide, or as depicted in the movie Soylent Green “voluntary euthanasia (euphemistically known as "going home") at a government clinic.” In reality the proposed bill includes the option of having a Living Will, which is a great idea and can cost $200 or more if done by a private attorney.
Gladys: "Marge, Marge, the government plans to give me a lethal injection while I watch panoramic views of an unspoiled Earth! Next thing you know we’ll all be Communists eating other Soylent Greeners!"
Marge: "Communists? Don't you mean cannibals?"
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The Greener Wiener is a subtle, effective, and nutritious sexual position, involving a penis, an orifice capable of absorbing vegetables, and pure joy. To perform, take what was once a normal session of ravaging anal sex and remove your penis from your partner, reach for (preferably fresh local and organic) broccoli and firmly shove it up their ass. Be sure to insert tree side first. Once broccoli is inserted far into the anal canal, reinsert penis for a tight session of beautiful anal sex, rich in Vitamin A.
Do you broccoli?
How about my Greener Wiener?
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Green tea mixed with marijuana and then drunk as normal. Very relaxing.
I just made some greener tea and now i'm going to watch Will and Grace.
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A shitty music festival held in Cairns and the Gold Coast. Each year, this festival converts its respective venues into moshpits infested with teens in thot outfits, simps and druggos.
Not all attendees are one of the above labels, but all thots, simps and druggos are attendees.
Usually shortened to 'Grass' or 'TGIG.'
What did you do on the weekend?
>I went to Grass (The Grass is Greener)
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When you have alcohol and weed together which resolves in nausea, lips and face going white, passing out and sometimes vomiting
'Man look at Sam he's pulling a greener he's gone so pale'
Person who graduated from Evergreen State College in Washington State and now works in fast food joints such as McDonalds or Burger King.
Greener graduates are more famous the farther from Washington State you go. In Washington they're just thought of as hippies.
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Type your definition here...its you to mean that even if something is bad or someone and you try to run from them just know that where you are running to things are still the same or even worse
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...sumeya even if you are leaving job just know the grass aint greener on the other side
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