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Gru has never gotten an erection (even during the act of stuffing), but it is prophesied in the scriptures that when he does, a shockwave will be sent across the earth, a cataclysmic event.
The moment the erection of Gru started, everyone knew the world as they knew it was over.
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Mocking someone when they think they're being despicable.
Osther: "i'm so cool! no you know what im despicable"
Naria: " who do you think you are gru or dru?!"
Osther:*CRIES*
Person 1: Who is Magma gru?
?????? ?: The less you know the better
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One of the best animated feature films ever made. If you don't wear a suit to this movie, you are an uncultured swine.
One ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru please.
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July 9th is national Gru day as in the character from the Despicable Me franchise. It is customary to dress like Gru and quote him throughout the day.
Hey! It’s National Gru Day! Where is your Gru attire? Do you even know the Gru song?
When a person's torso and head are significantly larger and non-proportional to their arms and legs, so that the person being observed looks quite like the movie character Gru from Despicable Me.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that wierd bitch at lunch today? Her body was so un-proportional!
Guy 2: Yeah, she looked like a prime example of the Gru Body Proportion.
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