hot carl gruber

The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.

In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.

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Gruber

A name given by GenX/Boomer generations to explain the food delivery phenomena of the early 21st century post Covid era.

All these guys are grubering everything instead of going to get it or cook. Burger King is like 5 minutes away!!

gruber device

A mechanism to defeat a security system through the unintended use of fall-backs or exception paths that are not widely considered during development. Inspired by Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber character in the movie Die Hard (1988), who arranges for the uninterruptible power supplies securing the vaults at Nakotomi Plaza to be cut by causing the police to invoke their terrorist response procedures.

"The circuits that cannot be cut are automatically cut in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for a miracle, Theo, I give you the F-, B-, I..."

"This box is using distributed TACACS. I'll need a Gruber Device to make it fall-back to static password."
"Maybe try pulling the WAN?"

Miss Gruber

Miss Gruber is a ginger maths teacher and is the weirdest teacher known to man kind.

Pupil "hey miss gruber i need help"

Miss Gruber "go stand outside the class!!!!"

Pupil "bro wtf"