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A semi-heterosexual male who insists on trying to convince others that he has immense knowledge in various unknown subjects that know one knows. When one such person who has concrete knowledge does appear, he hides back into the guan kiong cave to live in exile with his fellow batu cave bats. Guan Kiong Teh is secretly, the Malaysian batman.
eg. Guan Kiong Teh : Yeah the French here is slightly wrong, it should be this.
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
yo wagwan piff ting
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?
A girl with common sense - Wasteman.
To describe someone who has the potential to make someone else mad within 3 seconds
Fastest guy on earth. A pure genius, humble, small, sometimes an idiot. Always first for everything. Likes to stay at home and rarely go out with friends. Loves to wear white shirt
Guan zeh is the smartest guy on earth.
Wei Guan is a guy who like to tell jokes but he is suck to tell joke
A guy who like to talk nonsense stuff while others people doing their job
When everyone chatting Wei Guan will suddenly tell some joke that is not related at all ,and nobody understand what he means.
It makes himself very awkward.