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A nerd who occupies a a space such as a mother's basement and prefers to be called mecha robotic name like optimus prime... or Gyro Robo.
Mother: Stanley come up for lunch I made pizza pockets!
Nerd: No Dammit call me Gyro Robo!
When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat
“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”
The vagina of a woman with excellent control of the pubococcygeous muscles. Typically, the woman can squeeze these muscles to tighten around her partner's penis during intercourse, squeezing it for added pleasure for the man. A woman can strengthen the PC muscles with Kegel exercises.
The head cheerleader is smoking hot, but she's a real dead fuck. Now, Ugly Wanda looks like a pile of steaming shit, but she's got a snapping gyro.
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A popular drinking game, originating in Arlington, VA and gaining national acclaim in the summer of 2007.
It is played with three tables. One long table in the middle of 2 smaller square tables (note: the 2 square tables should be waist heigth and the long table should be appx. a foot shorter) and a ping pong ball.
The object of the game is to bounce the ball on the long table and get it to bounce as many times as possible on the opposing team's smaller square table.
Each bounce counts for 1 point. The first team to 11 points wins (note: the teams always get the same number of shots, so if the team that shoots first gets to 11 first, then the team that shoots second will have a shot to tie them).
In the event of a tie, the 2 teams will enter into an overtime round. The overtime round has the same rules as the regulation round, but the teams play to 3 points instead of 11.
If a player gets the ball to bounce 11 times on the opposing teams table it is called a "Gyro Ball". If the ball bounces 11+ times and comes to rest on the opponents table it is termed a "Perfect Gyro Ball" (Note: Only 2 Perfect Gyro Balls have ever been recorded and only 1 of those was during competition).
Let's play an exciting drinking game like Gyro Ball.
Gyro Ball is much better then Beer Pong.
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A sex move between two men, involving the "top" laying down on their back, dick exposed, and using extra virgin olive oil as lube (for maximun italian authenticity). The "bottom" then slides the top's dick into their ass, and proceeds to spin in circles using their hands to propel themself. (Singing about pizza and mozzarella optional)
My Italian friend just gave me The Gyro Zeppeli, it was a life-changing experience that I can't wait to experience again.
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when a female stands over a male and puts the males dick into her vagina and spins in circles on the males dick.
Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I gyro fucked last night. It was awesome
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When the man spins clockwise while the woman spins counterclockwise and your penis doesn't break when inserted
You were born using the gyro jimmy
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