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Country singer Merle 'The Hag' Haggard
Songs by Haggard:
Okie From Muskogee
Mama Tried
I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink
Big City
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something that makes you feel like shit or think of feeling like shit, also something that sucks and something that makes you to shoot out puke like the exercist
woah that fat bitch's ass is out and you can see shit hanging out of her pants! thats fucking haggard dude! that bitch is haggard as hell!
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Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
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1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
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Ted Arthur Haggard is an American evangelical preacher. He is also known for having fucked Mike Jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals.
Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.
Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.
Ted Haggard: I know...
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The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.
Haggard's Law, Ted Haggard, Roy Ashburn, Priests from that Vatican Scandel
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