Happens

When something happens, avoidable or not. The act of something being justified without any further explanation.

Maks: why you about to smoke to skitz to be out at the pumps?
Mike turkey: Happens. Yo can u toss me a couple of dollars I can't run Wendy's.

Mike turkey:Jack Daniels black label? Jack daniels, jack Daniels. That cool?
Keenan: mmm yeah happens.

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Happenance

First said by Ryan Lawrence known for being a terrible fantasy baseball manager who values talents such as John Buck and Yovani Gallardo who are both terrible players. The word has no real meaning and is used whenever you want

Ryan mispronouncing a word is not a happenance

If it happens more than once its not a happenance

Ryan: please suck my balls because I like men... happenance

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happening

when black people are close. It is a very dangerous situation when african americans come close.

Stay away from the happening. The happening is near. Stephen, Gio, and Mike run away from the happening.

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And then this happened

A phrase you would say to someone just before pulling a gag on them, or otherwise completely wrecking their game.

Bill: "Dude, I had the worst, rotten-ass day, so I came home and poured myself a cold one."

Frank: "And then THIS happened."

*knocks the drink out of his hand to the floor*

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Happenity

The possibility of happening

The happenity of this risk is very low.

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#happened

ur mom

#happened make you lesbian or gay

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Happening

In reference to the M. Knight Shyamalan film, The Happening. The word, "happening" is used sarcastically in context. If something is "happening" it sucks, is boring, is stupid or is a flat out waste of your time.

Wow, this party is really happening right now.

Now, that's happening.

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