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To walk around as if you were trying to hide a male erect penis.
"Wow man, look at Johnny harking around, I but it's a large won!"
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1. To consume excess food, often food that belongs to others.
2. The sound effect made when one is eating a crunchy food like potato chips or extra crispy fried chicken.
"Damn, did you hark all of those donuts?!"
"I sure did!"
"We should call you Big Hark!"
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The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.
*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.
Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
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The hottest female MCU Villain played by Kathryn Han herself.
“Agatha Harkness is hot.”
“She killed a dog.”
“As she should.😩☝🏻“
Canon Doctor Who/Torchwood Character. Omnisexual(According to John Barrowman),Iantoloving,Immortal, Ex-Time Agent from the Boeshane Peninsula in the 51st century. Companion of the 9th Doctor and temporary companion of the 10th. Actor is John Barrowman. Extremely flirty and extremely fabulous.
"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.
This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every classroom). This is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. Now, that's something to think about during class.
Too bad I can't put " President of The Harkness Society" down on my college application.
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Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.
"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"
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