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dry heaves

when vomiting is no longer fun

I was feeling, like, regular bad, then the dry heaves made an appearance.

by one slack martian April 11, 2006

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Drive Heaving

Dry Heaving while operating a motor vehicle.

Our taxi driver was so hungover this morning...he was totally Drive Heaving.

by JaReidy August 11, 2010

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dry heave

sounds of pre-vomit convulsions that display that the puking object is ready and we can go with the mass

Paula puke doing her variation of the dry heave in b-flat minor.

by santa_anus February 25, 2020


Anal Heave

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.

When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.

by Dic.Twister March 29, 2014


Queef Heaving

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.

"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"

by sandry shores April 10, 2018


Hatley Heave

A push up done by Ben Hatley. Done by holding one hand on the floor and pushing yourself only by one arm and only by the index finger. These are intensely hard to do. They can also be done against a wall. Its one of Ben's favorite exercises. So if you want arms no woman would want to leave, stand on one hand and do a Hatley Heave!

Ben: Hey Michael, look at this! I'm doing my Hatley Heave.

Michael: Wow! I never seen you do that. Its just a push up on one hand, right?

Ben: Yes, just lay down here and I'll show you what to do. (they both lie down) Push up on one hand and stick out your index finger. See how long you can hold it.

Michael: Woah, hard! I never thought that push ups could be so much fun!

Ben: Well, you're Grandpa is a big old bear. I've been doing push ups for years. And this is my favorite kind. You can't go wrong with a Hatley Heave!

Michael: (does another Hatley Heave) Yes! They're awesome! I'm gonna have to tell Nick about this. Maybe Alec, too. They'll like it.

Ben: The Hatley Heave is hot! Bicep inferno!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 7, 2011

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Christmas Heave

The true night before Christmas. It is spent getting so intoxicated you feel like shit on Christmas day. The origin is believed to date back to the Victorian era when adults would give their excitable kids some alchohol to make them sleep easier, however, they soon came to realise they were missing out big time and made it an adult tradition instead.

"What did you get for Christmas?" - Dave
"I don't know. I had a rough Christmas heave and didn't open my shit yet" - John

by Sirksirksirksirksirk December 23, 2009

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