Hebrew Ulpan

n. 1.An intensive language immersion program primarily offered in Israel.
2.A torture device for those hopelessly inept at learning new languages in which a native Israeli talks at you loudly and quickly for five to eight weeks, five hours a day.
3.A poorly thought out decision, immediately regreted

"Dude, I thought I was going to kill myself today during Hebrew Ulpan."

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Hebrew Man

A man who abuses little people

Wow jerry is such a Hebrew Man

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The Hebrew Hammer

A hilarious take-off on Blackploitation genre films such as Shaft--a Jewploitation flick starring Adam Goldberg as the title character, the Hebrew Hammer.

Have you seen The Hebrew Hammer?

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Hebrew Guru

The master of Jew-Jitsu, Ninjews, Jew Fu, King Jew, inventor of the Ninja Star-of-David, and master of all Hebrew Martial arts. He is the Guru of all that is Jewish

To study under the Hebrew Guru is to become one with your Judism

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hebrew national

A jewish guy's penis.

I saw you looking at him, looks like someone wants a little hebrew national.

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Hebrew Hammer

The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot

Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!

Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!

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Hebrew Formation

To Build A Holy conference With a member of an ancient people, Or Any Of Its Descendants Through Biological DNA Or Of A Spirituality DNA. Giving Attention To He That Is Alpha, Omega The First And The Last. (Jehovah in English=Allah In Arabic= Yaweh=Yahawah )Authority

In Giving Account For Righteous And Wicked Deeds.
In A Brief Conference Or Conversation With Our Father Jehovah
In Danger Or Even In Peace, At Morning Time Noon And Night
In Boarder Of Any Color Of The Rainbow As With Noah In His Decedents
But Israelites Of Times Of Bc Was Giving A Command To Wear Blue fringes
When The Messaiah Came He Allowed Men And Women More Freedom As In The Scriptures
cGalatians 5:13
13 You, my brothers and sisters, were called to be free. But do not use your freedom to indulge the flesh ; rather, serve one another humbly in love.

So Just Giving Worship To The Creator Is Hebrew Formation