Hectic Hockley

Getting wild on a whole other level eg. kicking friends, offending everyone, requesting library lock-ins, bookings taxis from Leeds to Portsmouth, walking around Bristol handing out cash, accusing strangers of being in the IRA. Then waking up in the morning with no memory of any of it.

We're trying to raise money because our friend had a hectic hockley last night and we need to bail him out of prison.

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Hectic T

A young up and coming rapper from Australia so called because of his hectic rapping and rhyming style.

Stands alongside Dez as a Co-Founder of the DezTroY rap partnership.

Woah that guy battles hecticaly like Hectic T!

Hecticity

The verb of hectic; i.e. "cool, great, an expression of being a 'badman"

Militant, hecticity, rude, sick brare. bo!

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hectic nosh

When a women takes out her rage on your penis while performing oral sex. The sheer rage encourages her to use her teech to bite, slash, and cut your penis while using their hands to rupture your scrotum by constant sqeezing and jagging the scrotum area.

al hectic nosh ye ya wee strimmer

Hectic Dirties

An amalgamation of the words hectic and dirty. The expression originates from Morden, South London. Both words have the same connotation; an expression of amazement.
The words can also be reversed i.e.: "Dirty Hectics" or bastardized i.e.: "Rectic Flirties."

"That shit was hectic dirties!"
"Rahtid Koop that was some frederick flirties"
"Wectic birties!"

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Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!

Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector

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bear hectic

Bear meaning very, hectic meaning good. Hectic can be replaced with any other slang term meaning good messy sick bad

"shit bruv, that club was bear hectic!"

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