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A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.
She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.
It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.
I’m gonna add some heifer-dust to our romance...to make him act right!
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A woman who used to be fat, hefty, and is now not.
Used in Bride Wars c. 2009.
"She's kind of an ex-heifer."
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Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.
John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.
akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.
who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.
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circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott
Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".
random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"
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A large or obese promiscuous woman. A woman of loose morals, hygiene, and an ever expanding waistline.
I was too drunk to throw some game at the club so I ended up taking some stank heifer home and have been regretting it ever since.
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