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the helicopter is a crazy ass sex position that should only be attempted with supervision of highly trained experts of the sex art. unless you're the expert.
The male is suspended in air my a rope that should be quite comfortable or you may be rope burned in unpleasant areas. the man is then spun to speeds of atleast 60 rpm (a single rotation per second)
the female is then supposed to be laid on a table, stool, etc. the male is than lowered and inserted into the females vagina. the sex position is finished when:
1) The male orgasms
2) The female orgasms
3) The male vomits
CAUTION: if this act of pleasure has any error in the process you may be inaccurate and piledrive a hole right through her belly button.
Guy: omfg dudeeeee.... me and stacy did the helicopter last night.....
Buddy: Haha dude me and carmen did that yesterday... amazing....
Guy: no dude.... we screwed up.... she's in that hospital getting her belly button stitched up
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While the man is on top of a woman in a missionary type position, he lifts her legs which are extended, and moves them around at various 90 degree angles while doing her. The purpose is to have the man's penis feel big inside her and the movement of her legs will make her orgasm faster.
"Hey man, did you do the helicopter on that chick you picked up on last night?"
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When naked, a male moves up and down in a hula hoop motion, which causes the flacid penis to spin like a propellar. This act, although mainly done by children is also enjoyed by many men and their female audiences.
Look at me! Look at me! Check out my chopper (helicopter)!
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A card game invented by four-year old Scott Janner loosely based on poker, war and gin rummy. The rules change every hand based on the cards played so that Scott always wins.
Scott always beats Uncle Stan at Helicopter because he is the only who knows the rules, which are usually made up on the spot.
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when a man can take his flaccid penis in one hand and be long enough to have extra, which he rotates. This gives the propellor affect. This can also be done with no hands, but is a tad more difficult and for the advanced only, as it requires flexible hips.
Leena: last night, i was asking Tyler to show me all the things he can do with his dick and he did something called the helicopter. It was so funny, i've never seen anything like that before!!
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The act of twirling your penis in a circle, usually with the index finger and thumb around the base of the penis. After 6 or 7 revolutions, all the blood rushes to the head of the penis, and you are left with a very long, very skinny flacid penis.
Janet gave me some attitude today, so I'm gonna drop the helicopter on her forehead.
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A penis. But not yours, because yours is so small it’s anomalous.
All lovely ladies love the copter.
What’s that?
By the gods! You serious?
The helicopter.
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