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Undoubtedly the best bowler ( bowling) in the world. From Britan. His oversized phisyce dosent stop him from getting them strikes. Equipted with specially made shoes. Some use his name when someone has bowled like a boss.
Cameron:Ow yes my dad bought me and you ticket to watch Lewis Hoffman play
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
Likes to flick off the pads straight to square leg. Spends up to 20 hours a day in the nets. Has an older brother. Is a cricket fanatic. Loves people with the last name Boyne. Likes the Indian Cricket Team.
This guy is an absolute Thomas Hoffman!
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During sexual intercourse, when you proceed to bite off your partners pants and sneak a pair of glasses on their unexcpecting anus. Add freckles to taste. Feel free to scream out "ELLIZABETH!", "DONNA","BIGFANYYPANTIES!" , or "WATCH OUT KIDDOS!"
"Dude, why are your kneecaps so pickly?"
"Ugh, Trevor gave me a damn Donna Hoffman last night...twice."
"What?why'd you let him do it twice?"
"I broke the first pair...he was hiding a secondT_T"
"what a perv!"
"yeah, he be crushin'. "
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The biggest badass in the Saw film series. What exactly makes him so, well then… here’s some examples…
Saw 4: After Rigg fails his test, Hoffman coldly looks at Rigg and says “Game over,” then walks away like nothing is wrong.
Saw 5: At the end of the film, he outsmarts Strahm in the end after Strahm actually beat an unwinnable trap.
Saw 6: Hoffman gets backed into a corner by Perez and Erickson, only to quickly react and wipe them both out. Then, despite being left in an unwinnable trap by Jill, dude STILL found a way to beat it in 1 minute… like a boss.
Saw 7: Despite being in so much pain, dude calmly carries himself, supplies, and the trap with him to a hideout where he calmly stitches his cheek back together with a fish hook… one-handed. Then while healing, he puts together several games to use as distractions and also hacks the IA’s computers to track them. He proceeds to hide in a body bag after a bomb distraction to sneak into the precinct, then eliminates EVERYONE in his way and also takes out Gibson and all the others outside the precinct with security traps. In the end, he gets revenge on Jill for trying to kill him, earning him his second “Game over.” To top it off, even when Dr. Gordon got him, it took THREE people to get him, and he still almost fought them off.
Need I say any more? I hope not. Go watch Saws 4-7 and you’ll see exactly why Hoffman is such a badass.
Mark Hoffman was also in Saw 3, but not given much time. He ultimate returned in Saw X as well. Here’s to hoping he is in the next Saw film to be even more of a badass!
OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS LITERALLY MY LORD AND SAVIOR AND I WOULD WILLINGLY peel my skin :)
omg that dude over there is a literal god, he's a..... Joseph Hoffman
The bitchy old hag across the street that doesn't want neighborhood kids to have any fun. Always calling the parents and the cops.
Mrs. Hoffman ratted us out again and then left. Let's go bag her house with rotten eggs.
verb. The act of pouring your drink into someone else's drink usually without the consent and the other party's knowledge of said action until after a significant portion of fluid has been transferred. Homogeneity of fluid mixtures is not a requirement and usually complete opposite types of liquids are "mixed" against the unsuspecting party's will.
"I was talking to a few people at this party while holding a drink and then I realize a schmohawk pulled an Aaron Hoffman and poured half his cup of beer into my vodka cranberry."
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