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When someone gets an erection.
Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.
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when a girl or guy breaks up with someone and they go out looking for a rebound. They "hoist the colors" and inform you of their single status.
Hey look at that hot girl at the bar! Dudes hoist the colors and lets go!
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a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare
Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?
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To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).
The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
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When your own star Star-Trek related actions hurt you in some way.
Bill: The date was going great until I mentioned I like Star-Trek
Jeff: It appears you have been hoisted by your own Piccard.
what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.
"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"
to say that you are going to go home
I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.
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