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1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult
2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.
2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.
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N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...
N. A penis garage
Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.
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US Army slang for the human mouth.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"
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Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
I inserted my engorged wang into her hotdog holster.
Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.
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