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A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.
Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!
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1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money.
2. An insult meant for a friend.
1. Guy 1 "So did you see the girl I was talking to outside the bar last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."
2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"
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Slang,What you might call a close friend. used like the word buddy or pal.not the traditional definition. OR, a reference to girls or women that might, or might not be actual women for hire.What i always call my friend Bill X when i see him, and he responds in the same fashion.
Jack: Yo hooker ! whats going on ?
Bill: nothing much hooker what about you ?
Lotsa hookers in this bar good call coming here.
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Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.
Look at Chris working at McDonald's for such a shitty wage. What a hooker.
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A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!
This Hookers with the shit, done stole my car, phone, Facebook and Google accounts.
in old days a hooker was a dutch fisherman.
the hooker caught alot of bass today.
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