Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.

For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.

“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”

leonard hopp

1. A noob who plays yasuo

2. A noob who plays only noobchamps
3. GehZuRewe

1.You are such a Leonard Hopp. You play yasuo

Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.