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Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.
What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.
Another way of referring to sex.
Jack: Rachel and Zack are doing the 'horizontal tango'...
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worse than vertical hunger
Horizontal hunger is for GROMMETS.
the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.
Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!
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Politically correct way of calling a girl a slut.
Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.
To have sex while in a horizontal position.
You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!
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to have sex horizontally, preferably in a bed to best stimulate the sexual interaction between participants
Even though John didn't dance to traditional music and environments too well, he was pro when it came to the horizontal dance.
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