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In Battlefield Bad Company 2 when someone uses nothing but a sniper rifle to help just themselves and leaves the team to cap all the flags or rush the objectives.
Hey you bush humper, get up here and actually do something for the team!
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A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.
"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
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A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.
I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.
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A girl or guy who goes out with their friends boyfriend/girlfriend after they break up
omg i cant believe my best friend mary is going out with my ex now what a homie humper
(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears
person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper
Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing
a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime
Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know