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Homo Humphrey

A large badger with 8 inch long ass hairs who is known to have a love for people of the african descent. He is rather slow witted and and growls when he doesnt understand what your saying. Many have misunderstood his quiet mumbles as english but believe it or not this is just a mating call.

The term homo comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers penis as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, "Eww, you want a girl to fuck you." This was followed by much laughter.

"Stop playing the tit guitar you homo humphrey."
"Quit being a homo Humphrey."
"Stop tiddling the tam Homo Humphrey."

by The Sultan of Swagger June 2, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


mike humphreys

A gay lesbian

Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?

Oh the gay lesbian?

Yeah that's the one

by Sassymikehumpadonk April 3, 2014

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Jenny Humphrey

One of the bests characters from Gossip Girl, although the show tries to make us see her as a villain, her storylines are one of the bests of the show and it's the only character whose story is different each time (not like Serena's one for example, which consists on her getting a new bf)

She's the most mistreated character and the writers did her dirty

She represents indepedence and female empowerment by doing multiple things like finding her true style and essence without caring about society

The GG fandom (girls mostly) is usually misogynist towards her, while they praise a man who has attemped to r4pe women multiple times

Blair and her are a power couple

-Wow, Jenny Humphrey really is the best Gossip Girl character...
-So true bestie

by Sknre November 22, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Humphrey Loduha

A well-renown- war general from the eighth century who was the bedrock of the Loduhan dynasty, which originates from the Loduhan Culture. He started traditions that include bow hunt or die bumper sticker on vehicles. In 832, he built the Loduhan chateau, which is located near a bunch of liberals, and a hippie coffee shop. A common stopping place for the Loduhas after mass in the 500 year old church Jesus built. Humphrey was vehemently against building bus stops due to the rapid urbanization of the city. He was the igniter for the strongest dynasties in the world.

So class what did Humphrey Loduha
(Kid raises hand)
Kid says, Chateau
Teacher says no, the absolute worst, half sheet of paper!
Teachers asks questions, where did the Loduhan Clan of the 9th century originate?
Who led the clan?
Dumb kid says for first one Canada, teacher says you guys suck
Other kid says Barack Obama
Teacher says no,
then the smart kid says Humphrey Loduha,
Teacher bends down and anoints and kisses forehead of smart kid.

by thefarm May 16, 2022


Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 3, 2022


rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010


cum humphrey

The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)

Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.

by P. Sniffer May 2, 2008

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