Hypixel Skyblock

A game for grinders who haven't touched grass in 50 years.

Bro, you're playing Hypixel Skyblock? Imagine grinding LMAO
Imagine being a no-lifer and playing Hypixel Skyblock

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Hypixel SkyBlock

a prison

.man I hate Hypixel SkyBlock I wish I could quit, this game is so boring, it's like a prison

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Hypixel skyblock

A minigame on Hypixel

The game is referred to as a prison because of the fact that once you reach a certain playtime it is nearly impossible to try and quit the game.Only the most strong-willed inviduals can quit the game and even then its very hard for them to do so.

Hypixel skyblock player:Man i wish i can quit hypixel skyblock.
Hypixel skyblock player 2:I know right i have spent over 5K hours on dungeons.

Hypixel Skyblock

An absolute waste of time.

You have spent 2,000 hours playing Hypixel Skyblock.

hypixel forums

Children that get banned for cheating don't privately appeal, instead try to cancel watchdog

You either use tumblr or the hypixel forums

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Hypixel Bridge

If you play Hypixel bridge you have never touched grass

Kid 1: I wonder who that is, I’ve never seen them anywhere near a woman.
Kid 2: Oh they play hypixel bridge

Kid 1: that explains it

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Hypixel Skyblock

Hypixel Skyblock is a game about spending hours on getting RNGesus drops.

After spending more than 100 hour, you should go outside at least twice a week.

If you spent more than 200 hours, you should consider playing something else in minecraft.

If you spent more than 300 hours, you should go outside and maybe try to talk to someone irl.

If you spent more than 500 hours, now you should consider visitting a doctor.

If you spent more than 1000 hours, you are probably in the end game and if you aren't reading this while waiting for a doctor, then you should.

If you spent more than 2000 hours, you aren't even alive. You just can escape. It's too late. The only grass you can touch is minecraft grass.

If you spend more than 5000 hours, you played the game from the beggining for 6 hours a day. You don't even need the doctor, he can't help you.

If you spend more than 10000 hours, you played from the beggining the whole day. You maxed out everything, you have nothing to do, just, just… slowly die.

A: Hey wanna go to the cinema?
B: No, I started playing Hypixel Skyblock. After 10 hours I finally got full strong set.
A: It was nice knowing you *crying*
B: Wait let me just kill Thorn 3 more times.

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