Hypo-Mitt

A term used to describe Mitt Romney in the event that he is being a hypocrite or acting hypocritically.

"Hypo-Mitt attacked his opponent in 2002 for failing to release her husband's tax returns but now is refusing to release his own."

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super hypo succ

The super hypo succ is just like the hyucc but much more intense. You are sure to lose a few organs as well as going unconscious from this succ. One man reported losing the ability to walk after the super hypo succ.

Matt: It's a shame brandon died at such a young age, what was the cause of it?

Preston: I heard he got the super hypo succ.

hypo-vibro-chondria

When you think your phone is ringing in your pocket when it's on silent alert (vibrate)... but it's actually not.

Guy: Oh, my phone's ringing. *pulls out phone* Huh... maybe not. Coulda sworn it was vibrating.
Dude: I guess that's your hypo-vibro-chondria playing up again.

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Hypo-logical Warfare

A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.

Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.

The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.

Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.

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hypo homo condriac

fear that you are becoming homosexual

Jim likes having flowers around but he hides it from others because he is such a hypo homo condriac

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hypo-whitephobic

when you’re white but you have an extreme fear of white people so you’re hypocritical

“i hate white people”
“dude aren’t you white”
“yes but still”
“you’re so hypocritical, you’re hypo-whitephobic”

croco-hypo-beej

Some one of such monsterous proportions that you would never except a blow jop from them EVER!

I also made a fatal error last night but even through my beer goggles I new she was a croco-hypo-beej