Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!

It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

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i already ate

used to reject someone trying to make plans. similar to "I have a boyfriend" but has more uses.

Person A: "Hey, wanna get Taco Bell?"
Person B: "No thanks, I already ate."

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

I just ate a sandwich

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Person 1: I'm hungry, are you.
Person 2: Nah, I just ate a sandwich

I already 'ate it yesterday

When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."

I hate maths homework.
Mate, I already 'ate it yesterday.

I still ate your doorframe

Haha I ate your doorframe get fucking owned retarded asshole.

John: I still ate your doorframe
Kyle: Beats up with a 5 degree frying pan

I once ate a beesechurger

A silly stupid line from someone...

Person 1: I once ate a beesechurger

Person 2:Wait what?