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Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018


White-'splain

When a white person becomes offended about something on the behalf of another Culture and/or Race and even when said Culture and/or Race insist they do not find it offensive they proceed to lecture that Culture and/or Race their own history and how they must find it offensive.

"What that person is wearing isn't offensive to my culture"
"No, don't you understand let me White-'splain your history there appropriating your culture, you must find it offensive!

by CaptainCanoe August 23, 2017

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Posh-Splaining

Posh-Splaining is when a middle class or liberal class person talks about the poor or working class, usually believing they have some insight or knowledge, which always turns out to based upon effete assumptions based on self delusion. Their attitude and ideas are normally utterly aloof and condescending,but they are usually not intelligent enough to even realise this.

Posh-Splaining :- Those poor people are not very educated or intelligent and don't have a sociology degree like me, so don't understand their own lives as much as I do. They need me to think and talk for them.

by Lillburne March 14, 2017

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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.

Stop URL-splaining me with tedious article and engage in normal conversation, gosh darnit!

by b2kb2k September 21, 2020


hoe-splaining

When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.

When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.

by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017


Mark-Splain

When you are explained to in a basic tone with assumed ignorance of something you are an expert in already. However, need to be instructed in again since you are the expert.

Verb - Mark-Splaining
Adverb - Mark-Splained

I was just Mark-Splained that apparently I have to breathe to be alive. My life just got saved.

by The Definition Geek November 21, 2019


AI-splaining

When an AI cant help but to replied with a long explanation, even when explicitly told not to.

Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining

by HappyMicrowave.exe March 21, 2023