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Someone who has not grown up with the current technology.
"I wasn't born here; I travelled to these shores of technology. I'm an internet immigrant."
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On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.
The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.
When you've lived in a country for over 10 years but you still get excited when you see a major landmark that you probably see everyday.
"Omg, that's the CN Tower!"
"Yeah I know, we see it everyday"
"Yea but still...the CN Tower!"
"Mike has such immigrant excitement sometimes even though he is born here"
A person who immigrates to the U.S. illegally. Some our forced against their will by cartels. Many come to escape the violence of ruthless cartels. Many are actually very honest and work for shitty pay, they are often exploited by people who take advantage of their illegal immigrant status and threaten to reveal them to the authorities. They're willing to fulfill their dreams by getting an honest day's pay, ironically their probably some of the most American people out there.
Naive arrogant retard: I hate illegal immigrants, they're parasites that steal jobs from honest Americans!
Neutral person: You know that in many cases they're fleeing the cartels who kill their relatives. In many cases they'll lure teenage girls into sexual slavery by luring them with promises of work. Then they'll take them across the border, in many cases they'll rape the girls and hang their panties on trees like trophies. They're called "rape trees" in some cases they'll take one girl and proceed to douse her in gasoline then light her on fire as an example of what happens when you run away.
retard #2: Eh fuck you! what du u know!
Neutral Person: My daughter was kidnapped, raped, and turned into a plaything by those cartel bastards you little shit. How about I take you to Mexico and give you a taste of what it's like huh?
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Somebody who has popped up on an Internet site because of clicking on a link (sometimes accidentally). They don't have the slightest idea where they are at, but read the site information out of curiosity, and occasionally buy items if they are listed for sale.
A lot of digital immigrants have popped up on my site. I'm getting rich because they are buying my books!
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A landed immigrant is a permanent resident which has not been granted citizenship of the country they have moved to yet, not an illegal immigrant, one that can work legally.
Not allowed to vote or join the armed forces higher than a certain rank, also not allowed represent the country they moved to.
That guy is a landed immigrant
I love landed immigrants
Im not Canadian, im a landed immigrant
The Syrian Immigrants are the people who escaped the civil war. Most of them escaping to Turkey. They are one of the most hated things in Turkey.
Someone : Dang those Syrian immigrants entering the country with extereme speed
Another Someone : I agree