Czech Republic

The country that has brilliant beer, is located in the heart of Europe and is next to Germany

I am from Prague, Czech Republic

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Czech Surprise

When a gay guy distracts another gay guy and quickly slips him some dick.

Gay guy: What's that over there?!
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise

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czech republic

Bullshits, bullshits, bullshits.

Nobody of you is czech. So how can you speak loud of our country? I rather don't want to see that foolish creature, who would believe this mucks.

Our country hasn't history? You silly polandian, try to remind Karel IV, isn't it he, who had half of your country in his kingdom? We've never fought for our country? Do you know something about the world war one legions? They fought against Habsburg monarchy, to free our country from their ruling.

And the haircut? You are trying to be funny? Elektronik Supersonik, anyone who would listen it to end listen how Zladko said ,, long live Molvania, long live'', I think Molvania is not Czech Republic, Molvania doesn't exist, Zladko from that videoclip is Rumaninan.

Try to think before you write something...

Nobody knows something about Czech republic ... It's sad...

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Going Czech

Unlike "Going Dutch" on a date, where a couple splits the bill, "Going Czech" means that meat is on the menu after dinner.
"meat" of course, meaning "penis".

"After dinner, we were "Going Czech"... Good thing i left room for dessert." - Women

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Czech Goodbye

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, or a Polish Goodbye in that a person aims to leave a party or bar without saying goodnight or goodbye, except in the Czech version the person announces that they will be performing an Irish or Polish Goodbye.

"I'm wasted. Ok everybody, I'm doing a Czech Goodbye."
*leaves*

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Czech sunrise

euphemism for a hot girl breast feeding. Stems from a reddit thread where fartenewt was trying to look out a plane window to watch a sunrise, but appeared to be staring at an attractive Czech woman breast feeding.

ChaoticEvil: And now I have a new euphemism for a hot girl breast feeding: a Czech sunrise.

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czech republic

Czechs... invented Semtex, crystal meth (Czecho), are THE pioneers of good beer (Budweiser is from Plzen and anybody who says otherwise is fucking stupid), established McDonalds, engineered their own cars (Skoda) and are currently developing a cure for cancer.

Oh and Czech Republic > Poland. Marie Curie and Chopin were FRENCH, they may have been Polish-born but they moved out of Poland because none of the Polak dumbasses understood anything about radiation or music. Poles have been raped by Germany so many times throughout history that they started using "w" to pronounce v (like the Germans). No other self-respecting Slavic nation would do this. Poles are extreme nationalists because every nation around them rules harder than it does so this definition is probably gonna have 500 thumbs down votes thx to the Polaks.

What do you get if you remove half of a Czech's brain? Two smart Polaks!

Czech Republic > Poland :D

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