a million and fuck

An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.

Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"

GME: "A million and fuck, man."

Or:

Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

Million

10 to the power of 6, a large number used in figured language to exaggerate things to a much larger capacity.

Rich person: A million dollars to me, kid, is nothing but pocket money.
Mathematics: 1,000,000
Figured language: A million dreams is the key to shaping our future.

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100 Million

The amount of people who died in Vuvuzela due to dick shrinkage after George Soros imported the soybean to the country in 1984.

"Communism is when no iphone and 100 million dead"

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not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

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A Million Times

Having done something often. Not usually meant as a literal one million times you have done something.

No problem, I've done it A Million Times!

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Millions will perish

A phrase used as a hyperbole to emphasize and exaggerate the devastation a particular decision might lead to.

Emma: "I can't wait for my birthday party this weekend! It's gonna be Taylor Swift themed!"
Jonathan: "...millions will perish."

Brad: "I think I wanna get a toilet bowl tattooed on my wrist'"
Jonathan: "Millions will perish."

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Big million

A word thats used to describe something truly great.

Wow did you see the outfit Chris is wearing? It sure is big million!

Dude this episode of The Completionist is big million.